Now, that I'm back in college, sometimes it's difficult to pick the courses that I want to take for the next semester. Then I see this story about Pasadena City College offering an Adult Film class, and think to myself, "That class would be a no-brainer!" I would take this class in a heartbeat! Of course, I would need to bring a box of Kleenex and some lotion, but this class would be awesome!
This past Wednesday afternoon, the girls in the class, and maybe some of the guys too, found themselves hot for their teacher in this Pasadena City College classroom. Adult film star James Deen (OMG, what a name!) delivered what appeared to be well-received lecture at his alma mater, despite the school's worries that a protest might erupt on campus. It seemed the only eruption they needed to worry about was in James Deen's pants. Professor Hugo Schwyzer, whose class is actually called Humanities 3: Navigating Pornography, said, "My students were engaged. It was a wonderful afternoon. I was proud to offer up James Deen as a role model in the class."
After the school decided to cancel Deen's talk for the public and move it to a smaller and more intimate classroom, a swarm of media descended on the campus to watch the 50-minute lecture with approximately 45 students. Schwyzer said that watching porn is assigned in his class, but it's not a requirement and that he wanted Deen to speak to his class because of his unique position in the adult film industry. I wonder what position that might be? Doggy style? Missionary? Anyway, Schwyzer explained, "Deen is the biggest male porn star on the planet. Most of his fans are women. That represents transformation. There's never been a bigger porn star with a female audience." Deen, who recently finished filming "The Canyons" with Lindsay Lohan, is better known for his adult films like "Internal Damnation 5" and "Revenge of the Petites."
According to Schwyzer, during the lecture, Deen's magnetism seemed to have an effect on a few of the female students. He says that he got a kick out of watching the class respond to Deen as some showed a mixture of lust and crush on their faces. I have to say that they were pretty lucky if that's all they left with on their faces. Schwyzer says that in past years, he brought female porn stars in to speak to the class, and his response to critics in the industry remains unchanged. Despite the media coverage, the school only received four complaint calls in the hours before Deen spoke to the students.
It sounds to me that Professor Schwyzer might be a bit of a perv himself. He seems to pride himself on watching his students get all hot and bothered by watching a porn star do a lecture in his class. This class does sound like a lot of fun, but there's something about this professor that sounds a little creepy. As for this dude, James Deen being the biggest male porn star out there, I guess he forgot the days of Peter North, Randy West, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, and Rocco Siffredi? Those guys were legends! Those are the guys who should be giving lectures because they've been in and out of the business! Not this James Deen character. By the way, I would still totally take this class!