TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE TO FLY SOUTHWEST

Yes, the Roger Clemens story might be bigger than these two fun bags, but I did promise to blog about this story yesterday. So, it turns out; Southwest Airlines finds themselves in hot water, once again! Last time, it was because they told a woman that she needed to buy a second seat because she was too fat to fit into one. This time, they were forced to apologize to a woman who was told that she couldn't board her flight because cleavage was allegedly 'inappropriate.' Who was she Pamela Anderson? The picture above is supposedly of the woman in question, and I have to say that's not 'inappropriate'. It's gross! Can you imagine those things shaking during some turbulence? Either way, that's no reason to kick someone off of a plane. Besides, she probably would've covered up with a blanket because the plane was too cold. 

Anyway, the woman, who wanted to be known by her first name Avital, was boarding a 6 a.m. flight from Las Vegas to New York back on June 5 when a ticketing agent remarked that she couldn't fly unless she covered her breasts. She was dressed in a comfortable cotton dress, a baggy flannel shirt, and a bright scarf. Avital thought it was a joke, so she ignored the warning and boarded the plane anyway. She stated, "The plane didn't fall out the sky...my cleavage did not interfere with the plane's ability to function properly."

 Avital took to a travel blog slamming Southwest Airlines for what she called 'slut slamming,' and said that a man on her flight was wearing a t-shirt with an actual Trojan condom embedded behind a clear plastic on his chest, but he wasn't hassled at all. To be honest, why should he be? He was promoting safe sex. What she was promoting was sloppy big boobs! Or maybe she was promoting Jell-O.....Think about that one!

Regardless, Southwest Airlines issued an apology to Avital and offered her a full refund for her troubles. A Southwest spokesperson said that company policy allows agents to turn away passengers they deem dressed inappropriately. All boob jokes aside, if I had to sit next to Avital, I probably would've found it distracting too, but how hard was it to just button up the flannel shirt? And besides, who goes out dressed like that not wanting attention? Well, if that's what she wanted, she certainly got it and a free flight from Vegas to New York! It doesn't seem like a dumb move after all!