DOGGY STYLE

This deranged lunatic is 28-year-old Ryan Havens Tannenholz from Boise, Idaho. Why is he a deranged lunatic? Because he enjoys dressing up like a dog and having sex with cats! That's right! This psycho dressed up like a dog and had sex with cats on a regular basis and was arrested early this month because of it. I have to ask, how is that even physically possible? I mean, I understand being into "pussy" and all, but seriously? You have to be hung like a two-year-old to even be able to fit in a cat! I'm just saying! I would never even think about it. 

Tannenholz, a self-proclaimed "furry", or someone who wears anthropomorphic animal fur suits, was charged with six felony counts of crimes against nature and one misdemeanor count of animal cruelty. According to police, the Boise man sexually abused one cat multiple times between January 2012 and January 2013. After an extensive investigation, police secured an arrest warrant on July 31 and arrested him almost immediately. 

According to Deputy Prosecutor Cathy Guzman, "It just means that at this point was the time when they had probable cause to do the arrest." Why? Because the other times he raped the cat wasn't probable enough for them to go in? This is absolutely disgusting! Yet, I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of a grown man dressed like a dog, chasing the cat around the house and molesting it. What the hell is wrong with people? Isn't there a show like this on FX called Wilfred or something like that? 

According to the furry community news magazine, "Flayrah," Tannenholz portrayed himself as a black and white husky he called Bubblegum Husky, a blue fox he called Kismet Fox or a an unnamed purple canine. Wait! They actually have a "furry" community news magazine? So, there is a community of grown adults who dress like animals. There is something mentally wrong with people. I mean really wrong! Anyway, Tannenholz could face up to five years in prison for each of the felony counts and up to six months and a fine for the misdemeanor. His bond was set at $250,000 and he preliminary hearing is set for this Friday. I say lock this sicko up and keep him away from society as well! I'm noticing a theme for this week and it seems to be about animal cruelty. I mean, hey, I love "pussy" as much as the next guy, but no there's no need to go this far.