PUPPY LOVE

     Nobody hates bestiality stories more than me, but this story needs to be told about this sicko! This is 47-year-old James Hauser from Mesa, Arizona. He was recently arrested on charges of bestiality. The guy looks like a beast himself!

     According to the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, Hauser agreed to bring his dog to the Holiday Inn at Interstate 10 and Baseline Road on May 4 to meet a woman who he met on Craigslist. Hauser and the woman agreed for him and his dogs to engage in sex acts with the woman. 

     Here's the best part, the "woman" was actually a male detective with the MCSO. While Hauser was messaging online with the undercover officer online, he even asked "her" if she was a cop, where the detective answered, "Yeah, I am Sheriff Joe....LOL." Thinking it was a joke, Hauser set up a time to meet and that he would bathe the dog before they rendezvoused. 

     When Hauser arrived at the hotel, he was arrested and booked on two counts of bestiality charges. The dog has been turned over to the MASH unit. Wait....so, the dog is being send to Vietnam? No! MASH is the no-kill animal shelter that was started by the infamous Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

     On the MCSO page they described MASH as "created to house and care for animals that have been abused or neglected by their caretakers and rescued by the Animal Crimes Investigation Unit. The purpose of the shelter is to provide a safe, healthy and healing shelter for these tragic animals, who must necessarily wait the outcome of their owners' cruelty cases in court. Hopefully, their ultimate outcome will be adoption into loving , permanent homes."

     I mean who knows how many times this beast, Hauser, made love to his furry friend. It's just f'n gross. What I find even more disturbing than Hauser sticking it to his Schnauzer, is his resemblance to Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corgan. Now, that is frightening!