BEGGING FOR BOOBS!

Instead of beating up on the late Joe Paterno and Penn State like everyone else seems to be doing in the news the past two days, I'm choosing to end this week on a lighthearted note since this week has been full of idiots on my blog! Oh, wait! This one looks like an idiot too! After I tell you what she did, though, you might not think that she such an idiot after all!

You see, this bikini-clad panhandler didn't stop traffic on a busy street in Ohio because she was homeless. Chrissy Lance chose to panhandle because she needs $5,000 for breast implants! That's right! She didn't go out and get a loan. She didn't ask a friend to lend her money. She didn't bust into her life savings, if she had any. Chrissy Lance chose to stake out a busy street corner in Akron, Ohio and hold up a sign that reads "Not Homeless. Need Boobs!" The flat-chested brunette told a reporter that she was inspired by other beggars, and she made sure to get the required panhandling license from the city.

Lance, who lives in Rittman, Ohio, says that she sees people panhandling every day, so why not panhandle for boobs? She also claimed that it's an original idea! The single mom and college student said that the money she makes as a barmaid pays the bills, but it's not enough to pay for her new boobs, which she says would improve her "self-esteem."

So far, the majority of Lance's collections have been nothing but catcalls and wolf whistles, but she has, however, made about $90. She says she's not discouraged and won't leave her post until she reaches goal! Good for her! This is a girl who is determined! Unfortunately for her, at the rate she is going, she's going to be out there for another 50 days! Hopefully she reaches her goal by winter. It will be a tough sell with a winter coat on! Anyway, I thought this was a pretty funny story, so I needed to share it!