HILLBILLY HOTTIES.....IT'S A COFFEE SHOP?

There's nothing wrong with a little breast milk in your coffee, right? Okay, that was gross! Anyway, a trio of baristas were recently busted for allegedly serving up more than just coffee in this little espresso stand in Washington state.

It turns out; the scantily clad women, who worked at Hillbilly Hotties in Everett, were locked up on Wednesday following a surprise bust by police carrying a search warrant after rising complaints by local residents. One officer claimed that body parts were being shown and inappropriate things were being done at the location. So, what that body parts were being exposed! Were they exposing them to children? And how can anything inappropriate happen at this place? Have they seen how small this place was? I don't even think three people can fit in this thing! 

The hot pink stand, which celebrates "Wet T-Shirt Wednesdays" and "Pasty Fridays," boasts "tasty treats" with scandalous photos of its baristas wearing itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie bikinis on the company Facebook page. Again, I say, "Who cares?" About 10 years ago, a radio show called "Opie and Anthony" celebrated "W.O.W.", which was known as "Whip 'Em Out Wednesday", where they would coax listeners to flash their breasts on Wednesdays. Did they get arrested for celebrating scandalous stuff like that? They're still on the air today, so I think not. 

On the Facebook page, a photo of a brunette named Tasia stretching back in red and black lingerie with a caption that read: "Hurry in! She needs you!" Other photos also pair sexually suggestive captions with provocative poses. Authorities, who are not identifying the women by name, charged two of them, ages 20 and 21, with violating the city's adult cabaret law prohibiting performing in public while either unclothed or exposing private parts. Okay, well that might be a problem then. I never heard of such a law, but those people up in Washington state are cooky! The third woman, 33, was arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct after an unrelated investigation at a different coffee stand.

 Despite the arrests, the shop, whose motto is "We make our coffee hot!" remained open for business after the bust, whole reactions about the bust varied. Many were relieved, but many feel that the arrest was motivated by jealousy. One user suggested that the police probably came because some less attractive housewife saw her husband there and got jealous. The bottom line is that there is no proof that anything lewd happened at the shop. As for the suggestive photos on their Facebook page, it's called marketing! How else can you target a male audience without using sex appeal? I'm going to have to agree with the person who says a jealous housewife called the police on this shop because personally, I don't think they did anything wrong. In fact, they should open up a Hillbilly Hotties right here in Jersey!