A couple in Orlando Park, Illinois is being accused of having sex in the back of a Chicago taxi. Not only that, they allegedly were too hard up to pay the cab driver their $83 fare. That's right! Apparently, Stephanie Herringer and Andrew Vukovich felt that their sex show was payment enough for their cab ride.
According to the cab driver, he picked up Herringer and Vukovich on February 9 at around 3 a.m. and told them to get out of the cab after he saw them "performing intercourse" in the back of his cab. To be honest, I might have pulled over and watched until they were done. Then I would have asked for my fare and then kicked them out. I mean an $83 fare? Where the hell did they drive to? New York?
The driver called police when the couple was unable to pay. Believe it or not, neither of them had a wallet with them. However, when the police arrived, Vukovich told them, they were near his home, and he would be able to get money there. According to the report, he returned with his mom's credit card and paid the fare allowing the cab driver to leave. WHAT A LOSER! Seriously? He had to go in and get mommy's credit card?
According to police, both Vukovich and Herringer smelled like alcohol and their clothes were all over the taxi. Police believed that Herringer needed medical treatment "due to incoherent statements, inability to walk without assistance, constant change in emotion and pale appearance." Um, no. That just means she was wasted out of her mind and probably didn't even realize she had sex with Vukovich. At any rate, she really picked a winner in her drunken stooper. He was one classy guy! He bangs her in a cab that he couldn't even afford, then has his mom pay for it, and then the poor girl he screws can barely remember her name! This guy is class with a capital "C." I'm sure there's a line around the blog to go out with this clown!
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