SHE RAPED HIM....WHAT?

     Since everyone seems to love these stories so much, here's another one that came out yesterday. Now, I need to preface this with the fact that I cannot stand teenage boys today! They have big mouths and don't know how to keep a secret. They bang hot teachers and they tell their parents. Now, they're banging hot former NFL cheerleaders and they tell the police that they were raped? Who the hell does that? If I was still 15 and someone who looked like this molested me, I would ask her to keep molesting and that it would be our little secret. I just want to take these "boys" because they're totally not "young men" material and beat the shit out of them while calling them little pussies. I mean, seriously, who gets to bang a hot chick like this and tells the police that they were raped? A little pussy! That's who! 

     Okay, now that I prefaced that with my tirade, here's what happened: A former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader was charged on Wednesday with having sex with a 15-year-old boy and it was reported that she first seduced him in high school fashion. They hooked up in a movie theater. This is 47-year-old Molly Shattuck, who was labeled the oldest cheerleader to make an NFL cheerleading squad when she made the Ravens' back in 2005. She was 38. She was arraigned in a Delaware court on Wednesday, two days after being indicted on two counts of third-degree rape and other charges. This isn't the first time that Shattuck has hit the national spotlight. In 2008, she had an appearance on the ABC reality show "Secret Millionaire" in which she gave $190,000 to people helping the poor. 

     Strangely enough, Shattuck, who was a Ravens cheerleader for two seasons, is the estranged wife of Mayo Shattuck, who is the chairman of a Chicago-based energy and utility firm called Exelon Corp. Their son attends the McDonogh School, a private institution in Owings Mills, Maryland, which is where the boy she is charged with seducing also attends. According to police, Shattuck made the boy's acquaintance when she started commenting on photos the teen was posting on Instagram. Texting one another soon followed and led to the two meeting in person. 

     According to the police reports, during their first intimate encounter back in May, they kissed and touched each other in an AMC movie theater. I wonder what they touched of each others. Anyway, after the movie they would take off in Shattuck's Cadillac Escalade and drove to a middle school parking lot, where they moved into the SUV's back seat to get it on. Did someone turn the heat on in this room? It's getting a little hot in here. 

     As their romance grew more heated, Shattuck would pick the boy up during lunch breaks from his summer chemistry class and they'd drive to a parking garage for a little more fun in the Escalade. Over Labor Day weekend, Shattuck rented a beach house in Bethany, Delaware and hosted her son and his friends, and her teenage lover, of course. She promised the boys' fathers there would be no alcohol, but according to the report, she provided three boys with alcohol and the underage drinking ensued all weekend. 

     In addition to the third-degree rape charges, a grand jury indicted her on three counts of providing alcohol to minors and four counts of unlawful sexual contact. In the state of Delaware, third-degree rape can only apply to multiple scenarios, including an adult having sexual contact with a minor. It's a Class B felony, punishable by up to 25 years in prison. This is so ridiculous because when I hear rape, I think about sex being forced on someone. Based on all of these reports, the boy does not sound like he was forced to have sex at all. To me, it sounds like the sex was consensual and there was no fighting her off. Especially, when they did it a bunch of times. Was it rape every single time? I doubt it. 

     In a letter to parents, the headmaster of McDonogh School said he notified authorities on September 24 after hearing about the relationship from a parent. Two days later, the boy told authorities about the affair. What an asshole! Shattuck was released on $84,000 bond. I'll tell you what. It sounds to me that Shattuck might have wanted to end the relationship and the little shit wasn't having any of it, so he told his parents about it, who reported it to the headmaster. That's the way I see it. Because this kid was not raped. Yes, he was underage, which might be the only crime here, but rape is a little harsh of a sentencing. This kid should consider himself lucky that he ever got to bang something so hot. My apologies for all the cursing in this blog. These stories about how dumb these boys are get me so annoyed! I would love to be a teenager again!