AN OLD MAN AND A COUPLE OF TWINS....

     When you're old, rich and alone, I'm sure you turn escort services to keep you company since you can afford them. I mean I don't know this for sure, but I can assume that's what happens when you get older. 

     Anyway, an 84-year-old New Yorker's date with not one, but two 17-year-old twin sisters went awry with the senior citizen tied up and robbed. According to reports, Paul Aronson met with 17-year-old Shaina Foster last month through a site called SeekingArrangement.com, a sugar daddy site that bills itself as a place "where beautiful girls, successful people fuel mutually beneficial relationships." 

     After a first date, Shaina brought along her twin sister, Shalaine, along to the second date. The three dined at an expensive restaurant and then Aronson invited them back to his apartment for a drink. That's when things got out of hand, according to Shaina. "He asked us to do things I wasn't going to do. He is ugly, old and disgusting. I tied him up. Took his money and left. He was starting to creep me out," she said. So, the sisters allegedly tied Aronson up with zip ties, stole $420 worth of cash from his wallet and took his credit card. They then went on a shopping spree and bought makeup. Shaina even told authorities that she was surprised that Aronson even called the police. Really? You tied the guy up and robbed him, and you're surprised he called the cops? Wow, people are really dumb!

     Her sister Shalaine's lawyer said his client was brought along by her sister and didn't take part in any of the crimes her sister allegedly committed. Her lawyer went on to say, "There's always that story of the good twin and the bad twin, who goes right and who goes wrong. My client Shalaine was always going right but it seems she got caught up in something that was not of her making." Yeah, okay! Wrong place, wrong time? The two sisters were charged with kidnapping the old man, burglary, robbery, assault and grand larceny. They are being held without bail. What about prostitution? Shouldn't that be in there too? Oh, yeah, the guy was too old and ugly to bang. Nice to know that these girls had some sort of morals. 

     By the way, those of you who are asking why didn't Aronson get into trouble for taking a couple of 17-year-olds out on a date? The age of consent in New York is 17, which made the date totally legal and is the reason why he is the victim and seeing no charges against him. I mean, seriously, if you're going to use a dating site like this, you need to be more careful. When you have this guy's kind of money, wouldn't you just go through a madame? It might be more trustworthy. God, I hope I never get to that level!