HE MAKE PEE PEE IN YOUR FACE!

     Many of you, I'm sure, have been to a Japanese steakhouse where you can watch the chefs cook hibachi-style, right? Do you remember when they make that volcano out of onions and make smoke come out of it? Do you remember when they cut the shrimp tail and flip it into the top of their hats? Do you remember when they make their little pee-pee doll squirt in your face? Yeah, I don't remember the latter either, but it's all in good fun, right? Not for Isabelle Lassiter from Murfreesboro, Tennessee! 

     It turns out, Lassiter has a beef with a Japanese steakhouse, where the chef sprayed her in the face with a pee-pee doll, just like this one, in what her husband is calling a "sexual-style assault." WHAT? Lighten the hell up, people! It's a toy and it was done out of fun!

     Lassiter said she and her family were dining at the Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse in Murfreesboro on Monday when a chef produced a plastic doll resembling a little boy and pulled down its pants. A thin stream of water spurted from a hole located in the doll's genital area and hit Lassiter in the face. Needless to say, she wasn't happy. She told a Fox News show, "He pulled his little shorts down and it had a wanger and he squirted me right in the face." Yeah, I'm sure that wasn't the first time that happened, lady! Just sayin'!

     Restaurant manager Johnny Huang said the doll is common part of the show patrons get at dinner. Chefs use it to control the flames on the hibachi. He said, "The kids like it, they think it's a water gun" while Lassiter's husband called the spraying "a sexual-style assault on my wife." The couple called the police and filed a report. Oh, please! 

     The incident happened "in front of our minor children and grand children," Mr. Lassiter told another news source. Lassiter added, "It really didn't have a wiener, but you got the point." Mr. Lassiter added that the lack of genitalia isn't the issue. What is the issue then, Mr. Lassiter? If it was a regular squirt gun, would you have called the police? Oh, was it the thought of getting peed on in a fake manner? Come on! 

     Police haven't filed any charges, as they shouldn't or they would be a laughing stock, but even if they did, it's unlikely the charges would stick. There was no sexual assault actually made by the obnoxious yet marginally entertaining toy at the hibachi restaurant, nor should any humans be found criminally responsible. The restaurant wants to avoid "pissing" their patrons off, so they've instructed employees to ask permission before spraying people with the pee-pee doll. 
 
     People need to lighten up. This is obviously a toy and was done out of fun. Then, again, if I showed you a photo of Isabelle Lassiter, it would explain a lot. Oh, hell! Here's what she looks like! Doesn't she seem the type to have no sense of humor what-so-ever? I mean it's a toy for crying out loud! Might as well call the cops on your sex toys for sexually assaulting you too!