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Monday, July 18, 2016

THE VIAGRA OF SHORTS

     Too young to take Viagra? Well, now there are shorts coming to market that may help with that! However, even if they do work, these shorts are so ugly that they might make some potential partners decide against having sex with you. 

     These boner-building biker-style shorts are the creation of VylyV, or vill-live, a start-up company that plans to raise funds soon by way of Kickstarter. According to an article in Huffington Post, the shorts supposedly work by recording your movements throughout the day and sending that info to an app that designs workout plans and guidelines to improve your pelvic floor muscles doing butt-squeezing kegel exercises. Yes, men can benefit from doing kegels, too! Don't sit there and tell me you're not doing kegels right now. 

     Strengthening those pelvis muscles improves blood flow to the sex organs. But of course, not everybody thinks these underwear will turn you into an instant porn star in the bedroom. Dr. Paul Turek, a board-certified urologist with offices in L.A. and San Francisco, says the claims made by the shorts' manufacturer are "dubious science at best." He continued, "There is a relationship between pelvic muscles and incontinence, but there's no evidence of a clear benefit between strong pelvis muscles and strong erections." 

     According to the Huffington Post, the company never responded to their questions as to when the shorts will hit the market, how much they will cost, and most importantly, if they think they will ever be stylish? The company is, however, attempting to around interest with the below YouTube video that features the model saying totally studly things like "Yeah, babe, just put your seatbelt on, we're going for a ride" to an attractive female in red stilettos.

     Am I the only one who noticed the camel toe on the front of those shirts? Is making your balls look like a camel toe supposed to help your erections? I don't get these shorts and yes, they are hideous! They only way these things will sell at this point is if you tell people there's a Pokemon character hidden in them. 



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