MERRY XXX-MAS!

     Yes, Christmas might be in our rear-view mirror, but for this 7-year-old from Ohio, Christmas was spelled XXXmas! 

     When Mackenzie Blackenship opened Splatoon, a Nintendo Wii game she got for Christmas, she and her family got more than they bargained for. Mackenzie found inside the case an X-rated disc called Sensual Seductions 2 starring Eva and Nicky Angel. Don't even ask how I know that! 

     The family spoke to Ohio's NBC affiliate about the incident and Mackenzie's mother, Krista Greider, said she was both "confused and very upset" about how this happened. I have to admit that I'm a little "confused and upset" that Miss Greider has a different last name than her daughter. What's that all about? Greider said, "I looked over her shoulder and I grabbed it. I saw the picture on it and she was just like 'Why? What is that? Why are they naked?'"

     Little Mackenzie couldn't understand why Santa had given her a naughty gift. She said, "I was really upset. I said, 'Why did Santa get me this? My mom had to tell me it wasn't him.'" Greider did her best to explain to the child trying her best to keep her daughter from crying. Greider said, "I want to know how it happened and make sure that it goes up the flagpole and that Nintendo is made aware of it." Man, they are stupid in Ohio! I can tell her exactly what happened. When you can't afford to buy your daughter brand new video games for Christmas, customers will have a tendency to purchase the "Used" version of the game at GameStop. Well, those "Used" versions are "pre-owned" and the previous owner probably hid his porn in the Splatoon game case. By the way, that title cracks me up too! Splatoon! GameStop probably never looked inside and guess what was up for purchase? The porno DVD. This was of no fault to Nintendo, so Greider is really barking up the wrong tree. That's what stupid people do. 

     So, Greider claims she bought the game from Target and she reached out to them on social media after discovering what was in the game case. The store has since gotten back to her with an apology and a gift card offer. However, Greider was still not satisfied and hoped for a better explanation. Okay, so it wasn't GameStop. It was Target. Have you ever seen the return pile at Target. My guess is that someone did not like the game and returned it, but before returning it, they accidentally hid the porno in the game case and re-shrink-wrapped it and then returned it. Oops! I mean, I'm not sure what Greider wants to hear. It was obviously a mistake. Shit happens! She should be more concerned that her daughter has a different last name than she does.