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Thursday, September 18, 2014

MASTER BATES

     I'm sorry, but I know that doing yoga is supposed to do wonders for body, mind and soul, but sometimes the women in the yoga classes wear such tight pants, it looks like it's painted on, and when they're in certain yoga positions....Come on, really? It was only a matter of time that someone was going to get caught touching themselves in class.

     I mean any normal guy would take a snap shot in their minds of the image and take that home with them for later, but not 42-year-old Joseph Cecil Jordan. A Florida fitness studio saw him engage in the wrong kind of stress release. The kind where he began fondling himself during a morning yoga class. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is still searching for Jordan after a yoga class instructor and several students confronted the man who was caught with his hands in his pants, masturbating during the Sunday morning session. 

     Cindi Bersinger, founder of Power Yoga of San Marco South in Jacksonville, said that Jordan was a first-time student. While he did not expose himself, his actions crossed the line during the 9:30 a.m. class. She refunded his fee, escorted him out of the building and then called the police. One female student said, "It's very disturbing on so many levels, and the fact that someone could come into such a private, almost a sanctuary, is unbelievable." Um, lady....You're not in private. The yoga studio you belong to is a public place. Did Jordan something wrong? Yes! He should have done what he did in private, but a yoga studio is clearly not a private place.

     According to police, Jordan is also being sought in connection with an incident at the University of North Florida campus. He was allegedly escorted from school property by campus cops after he was caught loitering by the women's bathroom. Jordan, whose listed as a Dayton, Ohio resident, was convicted in 2012 of lewd or lascivious in the presence of a person under the age of 16 in Duval County, Florida. Well, at least he's looking at older girls now in the yoga studio. This guy obviously has a problem. Then again, like I've said before, all of the weirdos live in Florida.

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