Anyway, this is 24-year-old, Arielle Engert from Florida. She was recently slapped with bribery charges after she allegedly offered to perform sexual favors on three deputies in exchange for dropping her DUI and drug charges. Now, let me clarify; she didn't offer to perform the sexual favors on all three at the same time. Only two at the same time.
Engert was drunk when she was pulled over at 2:48 a.m. on Monday in Pinellas County. Police say she failed a series of sobriety tests . To avoid being arrested, she allegedly offered to perform oral sex on the deputy if he looked the other way. The deputy declined her offer and was transported to Pinellas County Jail. There, two more officers searched her and found a bag of cocaine in her bra and a bag of weed in her purse. Once again, Engert allegedly offered to trade sex acts for freedom with two deputies at the same time. They, too, declined her offer and instead charged her with drug possession, driving under the influence, introducing contraband into a detention facility and three counts of bribery. Her blood alcohol level was allegedly twice the legal limit. Well, she wanted to get screwed. She got screwed! She wanted the big one? She got it alright!
Engert, who had prior drunk driving charges on her rap sheet, eventually posted $5,150 bond and was released. Her Facebook page, which has since been taken down, listed her as a philosophy student at the University of Florida. I can see her philosophy here; get shit-faced, offer the police blow-jobs and sex and they'll let me go. I have to be honest, if she looked like the photo on the right, it might have been tough to pass up on her offer, but as a civil servant, those guys did the right thing. Finally!
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