THE DRUNK VAPING, BREAST FLASHING MAD WOMAN....WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THESE THINGS?

     Okay, there were a few other things that I could've written about, but how could I pass up a story about a woman flashing her boobs on an airplane? Especially, this woman! The only thing that could have sweetened this story would have been if she pooped in her pants on the plane. That didn't happen.

     Anyway, this is Hawaiian realtor Kristin Sharp. She's being accused of smoking an e-cigarette on a plane and drunkenly flashing her (beautiful-looking) breasts to the entire cabin, but blamed the flight attendant she cursed at for "having a bad day." Why do I always miss these flights?

     Sharp admitted that she repeatedly vaped on the Las Vegas-to-Honolulu flight last week and fought with a flight attendant who asked her to stop vaping on the plane, but she denied passenger accounts that she threw a soda can at an Allegiant Air crew member and became belligerently drunk. First of all, what is Allegiant Air? Secondly, oh, that explains her behavior...Trashy airline = Trashy patrons. I'm surprised it wasn't Southwest Airlines.  Sharp said of the flight attendant in an interview, "So, I'm apologizing that it did happen, but it did not need to get carried to the level that it did. I think he had a bad day and was taking it out on me with a bad attitude." 

     The 34-year-old was smoking her e-cigarette when she boarded the flight in Las Vegas on Thursday. She stopped when a crew member asked her to put the device away, but started vaping again once the plane took off. Witnesses said she went to the bathroom and smoked there, too. A flight attendant asked Sharp to stop smoking. According to her, he was rude and treated her with "a lack of manners." She continued, "I was just not happy with being treated poorly." Other passengers said Sharp was "drunk and belligerent" when she squared off with the flight attendant. She swore, exposed her breasts to the cabin and threw a half-full soda can at the employee. 

      Sharp said she was trying to throw a crumbled up can in a trash can and wasn't trying to hit the attendant. She said, "It was an unfortunate incident to have with the flight attendant. However, I do feel that he was very rude to me and there definitely a lack of manners and etiquette." Um, hello, dummy? You're on a plane that doesn't allow smoking, but you insisted on smoking your e-cig! E-cigarettes might not be as dangerous as far as second hand smoke goes, but it's still not allowed on a plane! You're in an enclosed tube with no ventilation to let air out for a few hours. If anyone was being rude and was lacking etiquette, it was you, you moron! She might be hot to look at, but she definitely lacks in the brain department. The only thing she did right was flash her puppies!

     Sharp's boyfriend, Bryant Clark, was also on the flight. He said her tiff with the flight attendant was minor. Way to keep your girl in check, big man! Clark said, "She's not a criminal by any means. She's a sweetheart, she's a good person. She was tired. She was a little bit grumpy. I think that the flight attendant wasn't doing things to de-escalate the situation." Sharp allegedly fell asleep after the incident. FBI agents responded to the plane after it landed in Hawaii. Sharp has not been charged with anything, but the investigation is ongoing as officials continue to interview passengers and crew members. 

      Personally, it doesn't seem like she did anything wrong that would put her in jail, but she needs to be more mindful of those around her when she flies. Smoking an e-cig on a plane is unacceptable, but I do have to agree that flashing your boobs on a plane is A-okay with me!