PENIS ENVY

     Knock on wood, I've never had to go under the knife for anything my entire life, so far. For those of you who have, however, have you ever thought about what happens when you're under anesthesia? Do the doctors and nurses mess with you? Or do they actually do what they're supposed to do. Should cell phones be outlawed while these nurses are on duty? After I tell you what this moron did, you will say "yes" to all. 

     This is 27-year-old, Kristen Johnson, an upstate New York nurse, who surrendered her licence this week after she was convicted of taking photos of an unconscious patient's penis with her iPhone. Yes...she did that! Can you imagine being knocked out on the operating table and they're taking photos of your naked body with their iPhones? Terrifying isn't it? 

     Johnson, of Fulton, NY, "did' not contest the charge of moral unfitness in practice," according to the state Board of Regents. She pleaded guilty in November to disseminating of unlawful surveillance photos, a misdemeanor. She took photos of patients in 2014 while working in Upstate University Hospital. 

     The Onondaga County District Attorney's office began investigating after Johnson's co-workers complained that she captured images of two patients and sent them to friends via text message, according to authorities when she was arrested in May of 2015. I mean what kind of sicko does that? She takes photos of naked sick people and sends them out to her friends?

     Syracuse.com also reported that Johnson used her iPhone to take a video of another nurse cleaning an incapacitated female patient's gastrointestinal blood clot. First of all, ew! Secondly, has going viral become that important that you feel the need to take video of something so disgusting? 

     Johnson initially faced a felony charge, but it was later reduces. As part of the plea deal, she was forced to give up her license and is required to spend three years on probation. I hope that penis envy was worth your future, honey! You were about to make some good money. Now, you can enjoy flipping burgers at McDonald's. They make $15 an hour now. Idiot!