My North Jersey friends might remember the Wawa as a convenient store down by the Jersey Shore. When I moved down to South Jersey, I learned that Wawa's were "The" place to go to for gas, sandwiches and other convenience store-typed stuff. In North Jersey, we have Quick Check or 7-Eleven. In other parts of Pennsylvania, it's Wawa and Sheets. For those of you outside of this region reading this blog, it's just a convenience store with a gas station.
Well, customers at a Pennsylvania Wawa store got an eyeful in the parking lot recently. It turns out, Pennsylvania State Police caught an intoxicated naked woman performing a 'lewd act' with another woman inside a parked car with the windows down. Yup, you missed it! Two girls going at it in the parking lot of a Wawa!
According to reports, 25-year-old Samantha Dier, of Allentown, is being accused of performing a sex act with another woman in the car parked outside of a Wawa convenience store in Lehigh County. Well, isn't that "convenient." The report also didn't say what the sex act was, which intrigues me a little bit. Was she using her fingers? Her mouth? Come on! They could have left us with a little bit of imagery.
The incident occurred around 8:45 pm last Friday at the Wawa in Lower Macungie Township. (Where the hell is that?) Police say that Dier was intoxicated and naked from the waste down as she was being fondled inside the open-windowed vehicle as customers walked by, heard some moaning, and peeked in before reporting it to the police. The other woman was not identified in the report.
Dier allegedly shouted profanities at the trooper who confronted her. She faces charges of indecent exposure, public intoxication and disorderly conduct. Bail was set at $5,000. I mean, why would you do this at a Wawa, even if you're wasted? The parking lot is so small and tight, you're bound to be caught. At least, get your groove on in a WalMart or Target parking lot. They are much bigger and much more spread out. Even a rest stop would be better. The moral of this story is to always keep your eyes open and be aware of your surroundings because you never know what kind of show you're going to get from the world of the stupid!