STOLEN PHONE = DROPBOX PORN

Technology is so helpful these days that it can even help you find your stolen cell phones. I love these stories because it really shows how stupid these thieves really are. Do you remember that story about the girl who worked at LaGuardia Airport in New York City? She stole someone's iPad and took photos of herself in various places not realizing that all the photos she was taking were still being saved on the person's iCloud, which made it very easy for the police to find her. 

Well, it's happened again! Only this time, it's a little bit raunchier! It turns out; a Brooklyn mom is calling out a sleazy couple who used her stolen cell phone to post dozens of X-rated selfies to her online Dropbox account. "It seemed like they were getting off after taking the phone. I would love it if they were caught," said 39-year-old Victoria Brodsky of the photos including a naked man and woman showing it all to the cell phone camera.

 Brodsky, a married mother of two, says she lost her Samsung Galaxy S3 and wallet to pickpockets during an August street fair and later discovered the racy photos uploaded to her Dropbox account linked to her stolen phone. Brodsky, who is from Brighton Beach, had planned to call the month-old phone a loss, but the sight of the bold couple's shameless frolicking makes her want justice in a bad way! She says, "It's one thing to steal, but they're celebrating!" There were 26 photos and one pornographic video that showed up in her account between August and September.  

The story began back on August 25, when Brodsky and friends took their young kids to a street fair on Brighton Beach Avenue. Brodsky remembered pushing a stroller through a crowd and later discovered her wallet and cell phone were missing from her purse. She quickly contacted police, but police classified the phone as lost because she hadn't seen anyone actually take it. A week later, the photos began to show up. The Samsung was linked to Brodsky's account with Dropbox, a site used to back up photos and other files for those of you not technologically savvy like myself. Photos of a couple she had never seen before started automatically loading into her account. I am laughing so hard over here at how dumb people are!

Brodsky said the photos started out innocently enough, but then a batch of racy selfies started appearing on September 1. The man and woman stood kissy faces in some, and then disrobed. They lie naked on a mattress staring into Brodsky's phone. The final post of the day was an X-rated video of the couple half-heartedly engaged in a hardcore sex act, meaning she laid there like a dead fish. Brodsky was stunned by what she was seeing, but also couldn't help but to notice the thieving lovers were more interested in the phone than each other. 

I have to say that you have to be one dumb motherf**ker to take X-rated photos and video on a cell phone. Don't you know that everything you do on a phone gets tracked or saved onto some sort of cloud these days? That's how "The Man" keeps his eye on you. And if you're going to post naked selfies of yourself, at least be somewhat good looking! I mean these are two pigs that make me want to vomit every time I look at their photos. Then again, two supermodels wouldn't be pick pocketing in Brooklyn.