SHE'S GOT A LOT OF BALLS.....AND BOOBS!

Would you panic if you saw this girl take her top off in a public restaurant? Yeah, I wouldn't either! This is Cheyenne Lutek, a 19-year-old New Jersey native, whose been booted from a few East Village eateries in New York City this past week for showcasing what her mama gave her living by the mantra, "If you've got it, flaunt it!" Lutek went topless in the East Village on Tuesday for a photo series of nude women in public. After she was ejected from the Italian eatery, Verso, a sushi restaurant was more than happy to have her! Those horny Asians! They're always looking for a cheap thrill!

Lutek says, "It's not my personality as a model to be embarrassed of my body. I feel like no woman should be embarrassed of her body or ashamed to show it." Yeah, right! I'd like to see what she says after she packs on a few more pounds. She's only 19 for crying out loud. They're always skinny at 19! Lutek dropped out of college last fall to pursue the runway life in the Big Apple. This is some way to make a name for yourself. I'm sure her Facebook "friends" list quadrupled since these stunts. 

Lutek and her breasts were booted from Verso on Avenue C after she caused a stir by dropping her blouse, but it turns out, she was just doing her job. The 5-foot-9 blonde, whose body dimensions are all listed on her modeling website, was working for a local photog whose ad she saw on Craigslist. Wait a minute! When was the last time Craigslist ever had anything credible on there? I'm sure this photog posted as a joke "seeking a model willing to flaunt her breasts around New York City" for his own enjoyment and Lutek was the first to answer the ad. What a dummy! Anyway, 29-year-old photographer, Allen Henson hired Lutek to pose for an alleged photo series of nude women in public. The pair visited three East Village restaurants on Tuesday. According to Henson, he's also planning snap photos of three other models at other sites. Yeah, sure, Henson! Wink wink! We're onto you! The shutterbug claims that his motives are purely artistic. He says, "We're not trying to mess with anyone really. It's just about the image."

 Apparently, women can legally ditch their tops anywhere that men are allowed to go shirtless, but private businesses can disallow them from walking into their establishment at their own discretion. Unfortunately for Lutek, her dine-and-disrobe act may be nearing its end, but she claims that she's not done letting it all hang out. She vowed, "Definitely the beach or on the streets, I'll be letting people know that what I'm doing is not a crime." Then would it be a crime for a guy to grab her boob as he walks by? I mean she is putting it out there, after all? Man, do I love boobs! Oops! Did I just say that out loud? By the way, International Go Topless Day is August 25 and Lutek says she's ready to go saying, "You can catch me there!" See you there, Lutek!