THE NEW PENIS SANDWICH AT SUBWAY

A couple of months ago, there was a photo of a guy who licked a bunch of taco shells while working at Taco Bell. Last week, I wrote about a lawsuit against Starbucks for discriminating against deaf people. The other day, a Burger King employee left his hash pipe in a Kids Meal box. What the hell is going on at some of our favorite fast food places? Today, I bring you a Subway employee who posted on Instagram a photo of himself putting his penis on the store's bread. It kind of makes you not want to ever eat at these places ever again! With the job market the way it is, why can't these companies just find people who want to work instead of hiring these nut jobs?

So, two men in Columbus, Ohio, who worked at one of the Subway chains, thought it would be hilarious to take to their Twitter and Instagram pages and post photos of their "Subway Sandwich Artist" exploits, which actually included a photo of Subway's signature bread shaped into a penis. Okay, these guys are idiots, but that is pretty funny! One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram, "Today at work, I froze my pee in a water bottle" and posted a picture of it. Boggs later posted and deleted the most incriminating photo of a man rubbing his genitalia on a "$5 Foot-Long". It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that read, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today."

Jett admitted to defiling the foot-long, but denied doing the deed at work. He says, "I would never do that at work. It was at home. This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke." Needless to say, the photos did not sit well with Subway's corporate office and the two men, Boggs and Jett, were fired on Monday. The company said in a statement, "This isolated incident is not representative of Subway Sandwich Artists. These actions are not tolerated and the franchise took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved." 

Boggs and Jett might've still had their jobs preparing sandwiches if not for an anonymous tipster who spotted the photos on Instagram and alerted the media. He says, "I saw the frozen piss and thought, 'What is this guy doing?' Then came the penis picture. They're stupid enough for doing this in the first place, but then to post it to the world? It was a dumb move." I'll tell you what else was a dumb move; Make sure you have a bigger pecker to rub on those sandwiches if you’re going to expose yourself to the world. Jesus! If you're going to go down as the guy who put his penis on bread, make sure you can rest it on there instead of trying to stretch it on there and use a little blur spot like that! That is what I would've been more embarrassed of! All kidding aside, these chains where people handle our food really need to be stricter when it comes to hiring people. These actions at these chains in the past few months are unacceptable and disgusting. I guess I made the right decision to stop eating that garbage!