STORAGE WARS.....IN HER VAJAY-JAY!

     My friend Scott sent me this story via Facebook yesterday saying, "I thought this story was right up your alley." Sadly, Scott was 110% right! I mean I was going to write about the Bridgeton, NJ police officer who shot a man to death even though his hands were raised in the air, but why give in to the media telling the public that our police forces are not safe. Some might be total pricks, but I have lots of friends who are those total pricks and I would trust my life in any of their hands. Why this officer shot him? Who knows? Besides, this story is so much more entertaining! 

     So, a red-faced Texas woman ended up in an ER after a meth pipe she tried to hide in her vagina during a drug bust got stuck up there. This is Christina Searcy and she stuffed the tube into her vajay-jay after the van she was traveling in with three pals was pulled over by a Montgomery County deputy on Friday night. 

     The quartet, all from Cleveland, Texas, were arrested after a coin bag containing several baggies of cocaine and a marijuana joint were discovered inside the van. According to reports, they'd been stopped after reports that they'd committed some sort of fraud. Those allegations were later dropped due to the drug treasure the police found. 

     Searcy, driver Kevin Gene Hales, and other passengers Kimberly Kinn and Melinda Robertson were all taken into custody. They were warned while they were being booked into jail that they'd face additional charges if they didn't declare all of the drugs on them. Kimberly Kinn revealed that she had a pipe in her bra, which later tested positive for methamphetamine. Searcy would admit to having a pipe hidden in her vagina, but when she tried to remove the apparatus, she realized that it was lodged into what is normally her "love canal." Aren't those pipes usually made of glass? Wasn't she afraid that it would break in her vajay-jay? Nasty!

     The 36-year-old was rushed to Kingwood Emergency Room where doctors successfully took out the tube, which later tested positive for meth as well. It should have tested positive for dirty snatch too! According to a police report, all four suspects are facing drug possession charges. I have to admit though, even though this is freaking nasty; woman are lucky that that have that hole to hide things in. What do we have as guys? The only thing we can hide down there is doughnuts or rings or anything that can wrap around that thing. My point is there is no hiding things when you're a guy! So, this experience might have been nasty and embarrassing for Searcy, but she is pretty lucky that she had the ability to even do it. Just saying!