PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

     I guess some people will do anything to make an extra buck, huh? A French man is being accused of pimping his wife out to over 2,700 men and then pocketing the cash. That's right! If you had sex with a hooker in France recently, you might've banged his wife. 

     The 54-year-old sadistic spouse, who remains unnamed for legal reasons, allegedly sold his wife for sex, raking in more than $176,000 over a four-year span. This douchebag ran his lucrative business out his suburban home in Meaux, a town just north of Paris.

     The pimping husband reportedly listed his 46-year-old wife on four websites and communicated with clients via text and email. When clients would visit their home up to three times a day, the debauched husband acting as a "businessman" would routinely take their 5-year-old son and wait for him in the car, while the wife performed the sex acts. 

     The prosecutor in the case said in a statement, "The husband exercised psychological power over his wife, preventing her from stopping submitting herself to the sexual needs of customers who were sometimes very tough." Prostitution is actually legal in France, but solicitation is not. 

     The wife has not been charged, but the husband is facing pimping charges and up to 10 years in prison if he's convicted. Um, I think he'll be convicted! Who does that to his wife? I know that times are tough, but I would never pimp my wife out to sleep with strange men. The other part of the story that stings is that they have a 5-year-old son. Who does that? Only in France!