A viral Facebook post showed a woman wearing a dress resembling my second favorite female genitalia (The first being the boobs, of course) from Wayne by Wayne Cooper, which retails on the Australian department store Myer's website for $219 AUS.
On October 25, Facebook user School Mum posted this photo of herself wearing the dress along with the status, "So, I bought this dress today from Myer because I really liked it...I got home and put it on for my hubby and any guesses first thing he said?? #dressfail #onceyouseeyoucantunsee." Apparently, Mum failed to realize the dress, called Sahara Beaded Neck Maxi Dress, featuring a pink repeating diamond-like pattern that would make even a porn star blush. The red flag should have been that it was called a Maxi dress. Just kidding! The best part is that the dress features a bejeweled neckline reminiscent of a vajazzled vajayjay. Hilarious! I just want to lick her dress! Did I just say that out loud?
As the image of the dress went viral, people left comments including some women who tried on or purchased the same dress. One user wrote: "I tried it on with my 15-year-old daughter in the change room. She burst out laughing 'take it off mum!'" Luckily, School Mum was able to return the garment. Because the post went so viral, people at the department store, as well as, people on the street recognized her as the 'vagina dress lady."
I just don't understand how you don't see this when you first try it on. The only thing missing from this dress are the pubic hairs around it. It is actually very funny and thank God someone with a sense of humor ended up buying it.
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