Were you ever told that you had a future in porn, but you didn't know how to get into the business? Yeah, me neither! But for those of you who have had dreams of becoming an adult film star, Rocco Siffredi will teach you!
Italian porn actor and director, Siffredi is starting an academy to teach aspiring adult film actors and actresses the tricks of the trade and appropriately naming his training sessions "Porn Univeristy." Siffredi, also known as the "Italian Stallion," will document his training in the reality show, Universita del Porno, to air in Italy only. Why does Europe always get the best TV shows?
Classes will be in session on the set of "Siffredi Hard Academy," in which the porn vet will instruct a group of 21 hopefuls on different techniques and tactics on how to be a believable porn actor on screen. This show sounds right up my alley! I've been known to fake a good orgasm! Yeah, right! Can us men really fake it? The real thing feels too good! Why fake it?
Siffredi, who has acted in over 1,300 adult movies will conduct his classes during a two-week training session for the amateurs. These students were selected from thousands of applicants who tried to earn a seat in Siffredi's so-called school. During the crash course, they will learn how to be comfortable in front of the camera and learn different strategies to improve their on-screen performances. Siffredi told the Italian media that his training sessions will be unscripted and will strive to make the learning process as organic (or orgasmic) and authentic as possible.
I thought getting into the porn business only meant that you were willing to have sex on camera. If you know how yo have sex, what the hell do you need a porn university for? To me, this just sounds like another way to make people who aren't celebrities, more undeserved celebrity status like the Jersey Shore crew. Where are they now? This show just happens to add sex to it. I'll have to watch an episode to be sure. Oh, yeah, that's right! It's on in Italy only! Oh, well! Time to make a visit to Italy!
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