WHAT AN ASS!

     Happy New Year, everyone! It's a new year for the stupid to take place and let me be your source for that! In getting 2016 off on the right foot, let's talk about this 20-year-old, who had sex with a donkey because based on what he told investigators, he was forced to because his penis "went out of control after he saw the animal." How does one's penis go out of control? For an animal, no less.

     Gideon Swartzentruber from Neillsville, Wisconsin, avoided jail time after pleading guilty to having sex with a donkey. But he asked the judge this week to revoke his light sentence and send him to the prison instead. The accused admitted to "encountering a female donkey and briefly having sex with it." In his explanation to investigators about his behavior, he said that at the time of the incident, "his privates were of control." I still don't get it. I know that woman say that us men think with the wrong head all the time, but for your bottom head to go out of control is unheard of. 

     According to a report in the nypost.com, the judge slapped Gideon with a year's probation and a fine of $443 and mandatory counseling. After he urged the court to send him to jail, the judge obliged and sentenced him to 30 days in the slammer. Gideon, who is a farmhand, has been fired from his job since then because it was his boss who caught him in the act with the donkey. 

     Gideon was charged with a misdemeanor count of sexual gratification with an animal. He claims that he did not hurt the donkey and that it was the first time he had done anything like that.Without sounding judgmental, this is pretty gross. I can understand having love for an animal, but to make lave to an animal? I just don't get it. Then again, this donkey is kind of "perrrrtty"! Okay, I'm done!