A two-day binge drinking session among two childhood friends in Urals in Bashkortostan, Russia, ended up in a fierce argument about the size of their 'manhoods'. They then proceeded to measure their penises in competition, and it didn't end well for the winner.
The man who lost the competition was so pissed that he hacked off his friend's junk with an axe after hitting him on the head with it first. According to the Daily Mail, police spokesperson said, "When words were exhausted, the attacker pulled out an axe and first struck the opponent on the head, then cut off his manhood."
The unidentified men have been friends since childhood and are natives of the village Nikolsk. As for the extent of the penis injury, the doctors said it is not possible to reattach the severed penis. That sucks! The attacker has been charged with inflicting a 'grave injury' on his friend and could face up to eight years in jail if convicted.
Only eight years in jail? Dude! He cut the guy's dick off and is only getting eight years in jail? The doctors couldn't reattach it and now this guy has to live like Caitlyn Jenner? I think this guy should be charged for attempted murder. Eight years is clearly not enough! I know one thing, I wouldn't want to lose a penis measuring competition to this guy. Then, again, I'm Asian....I shouldn't have any problems losing.
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