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Monday, June 13, 2016


     Anyone remember that movie with Vince Vaughn, where he donated his sperm and fathered like 400 kids or something like that? I believe the movie was called Delivery Man. Well, my bud, Les sent me this story out of the New York Post about the real Delivery Man! 

     His name is Ari Nagel and he's a 40-year-old math professor from CUNY Kingsborough in Brooklyn. On a busy night last week at the Target on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn, Nagel emerged from the men's bathroom looking a little flushed and quite pleased with himself, exclaiming, "It's better when it's fresh!" What...The...Hell? 

     Apparently, Nagel's semen is in high demand. He's served as a sperm donor for dozens of locals, siring 22 kids over the past 12 years with 18 women of various backgrounds. You can't make this stuff up! He's done it for lesbian couples and single ladies looking to have a baby without the expense of going through a sperm bank, which can run in someone thousands of dollars. It looks like Nagel is the number one dad! 

      Nagel says, "This isn't time-consuming, and I'm doing it anyway. It's very easy for me to do." His oldest child is now 12 and was conceived with a woman he was in a committed relationship with, but all of his offspring since, have resulted from his donations. 

     About half the time, he plants his seed the old-fashioned way. Sometimes, a lesbian couple looking to conceive will have her partner in the bed for moral support while she and Nagel engage in intercourse. This is all so unreal to me. Wow! He says, "She never slept with a guy before, so the partner's in bed, holding her hand. Sometimes, it could be a little painful, then after a few times, they're comfortable to do it on their own." What the hell? 

     For the most part, Nagel supplies his goods in a cup, which he prefers. He often uses public bathrooms, like those at Target and at Starbucks shops, to procure his samples and hand them off to ovulating woman. Like my friend Les said, "I wonder how Target and Starbucks feels about this going on in their stores?"

     He will also offer his services in his home near Downtown Brooklyn, but wannabe mamas are often more comfortable meeting in public. Once a location is chosen, Nagel will go into the bathroom, pleasure himself while watching porn on his iPhone and ejaculate into an Instead Softcup, a type of menstrual cup. He then delivers the specimen to the woman, who goes into the ladies' restroom and inserts in into her cervix. I have to admit, I'm kind of speechless right now. 

     Women, who have used Nagel's services, which he provides for free by the way, say his good looks, personality and high sperm count are a draw. As for his own motivations, Nagel insists he just likes spreading his seed. Unfortunately, it's not all sunshine and babies for Nagel. The first five women he worked with successfully sued him for child support, and nearly half of his paycheck is garnished for his offspring. He said, "I don't know what's ore surprising: that five sued or that 17 didn't. They were all well-aware there was no financial obligation on my part. They all promised in advance they won't sue." That is one trustworthy fella. 

     Despite the court cases and child-support payments, Nagel says he has not regrets. He's open to more kids and says he's in talks with several women looking to conceive, although he admits he's getting a bit old for the job. I am still blown away by this whole thing. Where does he advertise his services? Is it all word of mouth? I mean, God Bless this guy, but really? I have no other words....I'm speechless.  

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