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Tuesday, June 28, 2016


     So, I'm going from donuts falling on the floor yesterday to coffee and a BJ today. Is there a theme here this week? And yes, I said "coffee and a BJ," as if it was a thing. Well, in Switzerland, it is a thing now, apparently. 

     A cafe in Switzerland that's shooting to open in Geneva later this year plans to combine two things that are popular and legal there: coffee and prostitution. The java-and-jollies joint is going to be appropriately called the Fellatio Cafe, proving there is 'truth' in advertising. For about $61, guys can order a steamy beverage and some oral sex from an on-call licensed sex worker who stops by the establishment to perform the service. 

     While within the limits of the law, sex-for-sale is strictly controlled in the country known for neutrality. Fellatio Cafe is still awaiting approval, but appears to be within guidelines. The business is the brainchild of the Geneva-based escort service Facegirl and inspired by similar Thai businesses. Speaking for the Fellatio Cafe, a spokesman has hailed the proposed spots' user-friendliness, noting "In five or ten minutes, it's all over."

     When asked if there would be a sister business to similarly jump-start a woman's day, the spokesman said there were no plans right now because then they'd have to instate a bottomless cup of coffee policy. 

     I have to say that this coffee and a BJ idea is brilliant! Who doesn't like coffee? Who doesn't like great oral to get their day started? All I can say is that if they brought this business plan to the U.S., Starbucks better watch out because they could lose their make demo. 

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