HAVING A CRAPPY DAY?

     Just when you thought you were having a crappy day, nothing beats what this moron did. This is 23-year-old Colin Murphy from Cincinnati. He's facing charges of disorderly conduct and public indecency after he allegedly pooped on the scanner at a Kroger grocery store. Yes, I said he pooped on the scanner. 

     Police arrested Murphy on Sunday after a store employee accused him of stripping naked and allegedly sitting on the scanner of a self-checkout register and crapping right on the scanner, according to TheSmokingGun.com. 

     Prior to the incident, witnesses saw Murphy stumbling around the store slurring his speech and reeking of booze. He was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct and taken to the Hamilton County Jail, where he was later released on $2,000 bail. Um....Yeah.....I'm a little speechless on this one. If his mugshot didn't make him look like a mess, I might've had a hard time believing this to be true, but all I can say is "what a mess!" I don't think alcohol was the only thing to blame here.