HIGH SCHOOL FANTASY SLUT LEAGUE! AWESOME!!!

Am I the only one who is in love with this story? This is just another case of 'why can't I just go back to high school?' or 'why didn't they have this when I was in high school?' Then again, in high school, I wasn't really the stud that I am now. Yeah, right! Anyway, a high school in California's Bay Area is trying to put an end to an underground "Fantasy Slut League" run by a bunch of its male students. That's right! I said a "Fantasy Slut League"! This sounds awesome! The league graded girls and awarded points to boys who engaged in sex acts with them. I cannot believe that we didn't come up with this in high school!

Piedmont High School principal Rich Kitchens told parents about the league in a letter this past Friday after a few teachers caught wind of it during a recent assembly on date rape. What? First of all, what idiot would leak this out to a teacher? That is weak! Principal Kitchens reported in his letter, "It has been reported that students on some our Varsity Teams have set up a 'Fantasy Slut League' in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league. Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students." Okay, let me just say, as a parent, which I am not yet, this is pretty disturbing, but as a student, this is such an awesome idea! This would just make you work harder to get the hottest chicks in the school!

Kitchens went on to say that students had been participating in this perverse pastime for five or six years. Older students often pressured younger students to participate, using alcohol, and the younger students would appear to give in for social status in the school. The school has not identified any students who participated in 'the league', but was planning a series of assemblies to discuss the issue. Some parents are saying the school wasn't taking the issue seriously enough. Who's saying that? The parents of the female students? All I have to say is that as long as no one is getting raped and this is good, clean, consensual sex, who cares? We've all been through high school! Are we really going to sit here and say that we never ever partook in any sexual activities in high school? If you do say this, then you were either a prude or you simply lying to yourself! 

 These students aren't the first to make national news for putting a twist on fantasy sports. Back in 2010, an upscale private Maryland school was caught playing a similar game among freshman. The boys from this school broke up into teams. One team's name was 'the Southside Slam Pigs'! How can you not love these 'Fantasy Slut Leagues'? I guess if I was a parent, I would be thinking differently...But I'm not! So, I'll stay a pig until further notice!