GOIN' HOGGIN'.....LITERALLY!

     Am I the only one who doesn't get the whole bestiality thing? In one story, some guy from Pennsylvania was caught arranging a meeting online with undercover police in Arizona so he can have sex with a horse. WHAT? What is attractive about a horse? I guess we'd have to ask Catherine the Great. Legend tells us that she died from sex with a horse. Anyway, the horse story was one bestiality story from today. Then there was this one about Larry William Henry (pictured) from Millersville, PA!

     Henry really likes pigs so much that he's not even allowed near them. Authorities found Henry drunk and naked in a hog barn near his hometown on June 26. He told the authorities point blank, "I just like pigs!" 64-year-old, Henry also told the officers that he had just finished a six-pack of Hamm's beer (go figure!) during his naked party with the pigs.

     Henry was very familiar with the farm where he chose to go high on the hog. He was banned from the same property after a 2011 trespassing incident. I guess this guy really likes the feel of a dirty pig! Henry was charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass, defiant trespass and public drunkenness, but was released after paying $25,000 unsecured bail. Where the hell did he find that kind of cash? If he has that kind of money laying around, why not just buy your own pig and have sex with it whenever you want in the privacy of your own home? Yes, that's very gross, but just saying that it sounds like this guy has money. Henry is due in court later this month for this incident. When it comes to bestiality, I'm just at a loss for words. Sorry, I can't give you more.