JEALOUS OF A SEX TOY!

     So, I used to date a girl, who used to think masturbating was also cheating. Hmmm....I'm doing it to myself. Who am I cheating with? My hand? Needless to say, we broke up because she ended up being the cheater, but that's a whole different story. Anyway, based on her theories of cheating; is using a sex toy cheating? According to this Florida man, it is!

     This is 36-year-old Triston Horne from Bradenton, Florida! I am telling you; all the psychos come from Bradenton! Horne, a man with an extensive history of domestic battery, was arrested after he allegedly flew into a jealous rage and broke his ex-wife's sex toy! Horne apparently couldn't take being replaced by a machine during a visit to his ex-wife's home in Bradenton on July 1, and took his anger out on the defenseless device. 

     The victim (being the ex-wife, not the sex toy) told police that their marriage had to be nullified shortly after their ceremony when she learned that he was already married to another woman. The couple went their separate ways, but the woman said her sons still looked at Horne as a father figure. One night she'd invited him over to spend the night so he could take her to work in the morning, and during a cigarette conversation, a disagreement broke out and escalated into a full-on fight. 

     During the melee, Horne allegedly busted in on his ex-wife in the bathroom and accused her of cheating on him with a sex toy. He grabbed her hand and twisted it despite her pleas to let go. Horne eventually did let go, but only so he could go back to the bedroom and break the sex toy in half? Wait! If he broke what I think he broke, you have to be pretty strong to break that in half. The story doesn't divulge what kind of sex toy he broke, but I'm sure it's what we're all thinking. How do you break that in half? 

     After Horne broke the sex toy, the ex-wife told Horne to leave and she and her 16-year-old daughter physically pushed him out of the house. He allegedly returned later that night, broke into the house and stole his ex-wife's cell phone because she broke his phone earlier in the night. Horne was booked on Sunday on a charge of domestic battery and released the following day after he posted $1,500 bail. Again, I'm curious about the sex toy, he caught his ex-wife cheating on him with. By the way, isn't she his "ex"-wife? If she wants to have sex on her own with a toy or anyone, it's really not cheating. This guy has issues! Floridians.....always entertaining!