Sorry, it's a slow news day today and besides looking like an Eminem wannabe, this story made me chuckle a little bit because this guy might have gone off the deep end! Get it?.....You will.
So, this is 28-year-old Marshall Mathers....I mean, Austin David Misiak from Fort Walton Beach, you guessed it!.....Florida. He was arrested on Saturday after police caught him having sex in a community pool. No word on whether it was with himself or with a partner, but for the sake of the story, let's just say he was having it with a partner. I'm sure his partner was just as hideous.
Anyway, Misiak was getting busy in the water with his "partner" at the Heather Glenn Apartments when onlookers asked him to stop, as they pointed out there were children in the area playing. The scene turned ugly when Misiak became enraged by the people bothering his sexual encounter as he leaped out of the pool, chasing after the kids with his wang out and shouting at the adults telling him to stop. Misiak, said to be drunk in the arrest report, yelled at one guy for no apparent reason. The man walked away out of fear he was going to be struck, which I'm sure was the reaction Misiak was hoping for. Sure, a 6'1', 220-pound bad ass with tattoos drunk and enraged could be pretty intimidating and I'm sure he used it to his advantage, but what happened next is priceless.
His attention turned to a 15-year-old girl, who told him to stop, but as he drew closer, her boyfriend jumped in the way. Misiak swung at the boy and missed, but the boyfriend landed to shots on Misiak knocking him out! How embarrassing can that be? Being a big bully and then getting knocked out by a 15-year-old! I wish there was video footage of this. Anyway, when police arrived, the boozy brawler claimed that "nothing happened." A little embarrassed maybe? Misiak now faces charges of assault and lewd and lascivious behavior......Only in Florida!