GETTING A RISE OUT OF THE BOMB SQUAD

     It's sad that in this day, we have to be terrified of every little thing being a bomb or something that will harm us in some sort of way. When I say "little," now I'm talking about penis rings? 

     A gambling hall in Germany wasn't taking any chances. An employee of the Spielothek casino in Halberstadt, Germany, heard ticking and humming noises from a men's bathroom trash bin on Tuesday and called police, who evacuated dozens from the casino and adjacent shops, blocked off the street and called in the bomb squad.

     The bomb squad eventually found something not-so-explosive in the trash...Yes, they found a penis ring that was still vibrating. One official told a German publication that the department had to react to stay "on the safe side." As for the battery-powered sex toy that created the widespread panic. No one knows how the device got there. 

     The official said, "This is something I have never seen in 36 years on the force, that just tops everything." Here's the hilarious thing, this isn't the only emergency response to penis ring activity in Germany as of late. Back in March, firefighters had to remove several penis rings from a fetishist in Munich. I have to say, it seems they love their cock rings in Germany. Here in the U.S., we love our pills, but at least, Viagra can't cause a bomb scare.