This guy either looks like the second coming of Freddy Krueger or Bad Grandpa. The way this story goes, though, you might want to say the latter. This is 65-year-old, Freddie Wadsworth from Douglasville, Georgia. He was arrested last Friday for....Get ready for it....Having sex with a goat! That is so baaaaaaad!
Wadsworth's neighbors were looking out their window when they saw him having "indecent" relations with a white female goat. One of the shocked witnesses picked up the phone and dialed 911 to report a "male having intercourse with a goat," according to TheSmokingGun.com.
Police initially logged the arrest as indecent exposure because there's no police code for getting it on with a goat, or bestiality. The occurrence happened in broad daylight on Wadsorth's property. Sergeant Ashley Henson of the Paulding County Sheriff's Office said, "He has a lot of goats." Maybe Wadsworth is Greek. Don't they bang goats? Or is it sheep? I mean, take a look at this goat. How can you blame him? I'm only kidding! Um, ew!
Wadsworth was eventually booked into the county jail on a bestiality charge and released on a $1,300 bond. If convicted, he could face up to five years behind bars. Here's what I don't get....If he had a lot of goats, this can't be the first time that he found one attractive. This is the first time that he got caught, however. My question is, how many times has this guy banged his goats before he got caught? Apparently, he banged this goat like it was natural. He was just dumb enough to do it in broad daylight this time. Note to self: Don't bang your pets in broad daylight!