WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

     This blog cannot start without me paying homage to the legendary B.B. King, the Michael Jordan of Blues guitar players. B.B. taught us a style of the Blues incorporated in all rock songs we hear on the radio today. He was a true legend, but his legacy will live on forever. R.I.P. B.B. King. 

     That being said; today, I have the type of story that many of you love to read from me, but today it has a little bit of a twist. Instead of a teacher having sex with her students, this is the lunch lady! That's right! The lunch lady, who kind of resembles Cookie Lyons (Empire reference, sorry!), was caught having sex with 16-year-old boy and his 18-year-old older brother. Yes, I said the lunch lady! 

     This is cafeteria worker Joi Taylor, who is 32 and worked at a suburban Chicago high school. She appeared in court Thursday on charges of having sex with an underage male student right after she started her job. She also allegedly banged the student's older brother, who is also a student at the same high school, but she's not facing charges for him because he was 18 at the time. 

     Taylor allegedly had a tryst with a 16-year-old she met in March, the same month she started working as a lunchroom monitor in Proviso West High School in Hillside. After meeting the young man, the two exchanged phone numbers, and they would make video calls to each other in which Taylor masturbated as they talked. Unreal! Later that month, Taylor called the boy before the school day started and asked him to meet for sex. She then allegedly met him in the school's parking lot, drove to the parking lot of a nearby church, had her way with him and then dropped him off at school. I have to ask; what did the boy's parents think when he left for school early that day? I'm sure that was some irregular behavior. 

     Police learned of the illegal lunch lady love affair on Tuesday after the school's police liaison got a tip about it from another student. See? Why can't kids just keep their mouths shut! If the lunch lady wanted to bang me when I was in high school, which would have been kind of gross anyway, I would not have been blabbing it all over the school. I don't get kids these days! Anyway, it's unclear when her alleged romp with the older brother happened. 

     The 16-year-old's attorney said Taylor threatened the boy and his older brother, both of whom are involved in athletics, by telling them they'd be "ineligible or unable" to continue those activities if they exposed the relationships. Who is the attorney kidding? I'm sure these boys were well aware that Taylor had no power whatsoever to make them ineligible for any activities. If they didn't, they are stupid! Those boys continued to have sex with her because it was "SEX!" They were not being threatened. I'm sure these boys would have felt a bit more threatened if the threat came from a principal or a teacher, but not a lunch lady. All she can threaten is no more lunch if they exposed her. I hope the jury is not dumb enough to fall for that! Her fault here is really just banging an underage kid, which she definitely should not have done, but where is there a complaint from the kid? It seems like it was consensual to me. If the school liaison didn't hear it from another student, the affair would still be happening. 

     Taylor is being held on $25,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in court again on June 5. She has currently been placed on leave by the school. Once again, teacher, principal, lunch lady; they always get caught because these boys today have big mouths! They will regret it when they're older and getting no sex at all. Then again, who the hell has sex with the lunch lady? This boy would have been the laughing stock at my school!