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Wednesday, August 5, 2015


     I was going to write about this synthetic marijuana that is bought in bodegas in New York City that apparently turns you into a violent super-human. Allegedly, police have no way of controlling users of this synthetic drug they are now calling "weaponized marijuana." I was going to write about that until this story popped up again. I saw this over the weekend and thought this was perfect for my blog because to my knowledge no one has ever attempted this before and I believe I've already written about synthetic marijuana. 

     So, anyway, a Florida man suspected of stealing a Mercedes Benz chewed off the tips of his fingers to avoid being fingerprinted. Yes, he literally chewed off his fingertips. 20-year-old Kenzo Roberts was arrested last Thursday after deputies for the Lee County Sheriff's Office, spotted a 2015 Mercedes that had been reported stolen. Investigators quickly discovered Roberts was using a fake ID, and was carrying a concealed firearm and three fraudulent credit cards. 

     Roberts was placed in the back of the cop car. While he was waiting, disturbing surveillance video shows that he didn't want to get fingered for the crime, so he started chewing off his fingerprints. That is insane! Not to mention, it sounds painful. The footage shows Roberts gnawing at his fingertips, swallowing the flesh and rubbing his hands against a cage in the back. 

     Unfortunately for Roberts, his act of self-mutilation and cannibalism did not work. When officers scanned his fingerprints, they discovered he had two felony warrants linked to an aggravated arrest with a deadly weapon charge in Broward County. Ah, technology! Roberts was charged with three counts of possession of a counterfeit credit card, grand theft auto, possession of a concealed firearm, possession of similitude of a driver's license, driving with a suspended license and giving false identification to law enforcement. Officers also said that Roberts was in the country illegally and the Border Patrol had been contacted. He remains in custody at the Lee County Jail on $220,000 bond. 

     Do I really need to point his out? Once again, a crazy in FLORIDA! I love visiting, but not sure it's a place to raise a family unless you want to raise to be crazy. I mean this guy goes to jail, now he might be deported and he has no fingertips! Was it all worth it? Moron!

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