PISSED OFF!

     I always thought that senior citizens and kids get away with everything. Not in this instance! In this case, both senior citizen and kid got away with nothing! 

     This is 84-year-old Charles Weatherford from Evansville, Indiana. He's facing battery charges after police said he dumped a bowl filled with urine over the head of a teenage boy. If you ask me, he's a hero! I'm sorry if you have one, but for the most part, teenage boys are trouble making, pretentious little douchebags and this kid probably deserved it. Unfortunately, police did not see it that way and arrested the senior citizen on Saturday afternoon after he reportedly got into an argument with a 13-year-old boy over some smashed bricks on his property. 

     The teen told police that the argument boiled over when Weatherford poured pee on him from the second floor of his Evansville home. Police responded to a 911 call from Weatherford about the vandalism and filled out a criminal damage report at his home. According to a police report, there was "a strong odor of urine" outside his home, but "were unable to determine the source."

     They found one possible explanation when the boy's mother called the police to report that her son had been "assaulted with bodily waste." When officers questions the old man again, they said he admitted becoming angry when the 13-year-old called him names. He also admitted that "he did sometimes keep of bowl of urine on his balcony for self-defense." I know it sounds gross, but I love it! So, basically, the old man defends himself and his house with a bowl of urine! Who needs home security when you have piss-security? That's amazing! 

     It is unknown whether the alleged urine in the bowl belonged to the old man or an animal. Weatherford has been charged with battery by communicable bodily fluid and waste, a felony and battery on a victim under the age of 14. He is free on $750 bail with a court appearance scheduled for August 19. Yes, I did say the kid did not get away with anything either. He was pissed on! How can it get any worse than that! 

     I feel the charges on Weatherford are a little harsh since he was protecting his home. The kid needs to learn to behave better. Blame that on bad parenting. Why would he need to be on the old man's property in the first place unless he was picking on the old man. Hence, the old man protecting himself. If the mother would have kept her 13-year-old in check, he would have never been peed on. It didn't sound like Weatherford was picking fights with kids walking up and down the block. They were vandalizing his propoerty. Keep your kids in check!