WHAT A MOROON!

     There were a couple of stories I wanted to write about today including the one where Snooki's husband, Jionni being linked to an Ashley Madison account. Then I figured, why waste my time writing about Snooki? Besides...this story really cracked me up!

     So, if you're going to get revenge on an ex, make sure you use spellcheck. At least, 20-year-old Shannon Csapilla from Connecticut, should have used it anyway because her victims ended up getting the last laugh in this story. The vengeful Csapilla was busted for allegedly keying two cars with the word "wore," which apparently was her failed attempt at spelling the word, "whore" into their cars. 

     It didn't end there either. Csapilla bit back at critics via Instagram on Tuesday posting, "Don"t worry, I'm not an English major" while acknowledging that what she did "wasn't okay." What an idiot! Um, spelling is a third grade issue, stupid! Being an English major has nothing to do with spelling the word "whore" wrong! Csapilla is the epitome of your stereotypical dumb blonde, who I might not even throw out of bed. Then again, she might be too dumb to even get into bed. 

      After keying the cars and slashing their tires, Stamford police say Csapilla sent the owners of the vehicles, identified as an ex-boyfriend and a friend, harassing text messages. Some of the texts even admitted to causing the damage on the vehicles, which allegedly was an act of revenge for a relationship she suspected the couple was having. Csapilla was called into the police department for questioning and on her way out supposedly sent a boastful Snapchat message to a friend reading, "Stamford police have nothing on me!" Um, they do now!

     She also suggested receiving special treatment while being questioned. She tweeted, "At least the boys were nice enough to buy me dinner in there" along with a emoji pictures of a cop car and French fries. Thanks to her own big-mouthed Tweets, Csapilla was arrested and charged with two counts of first degree criminal mischief. In her statement on Tuesday, she asked that her punishment be handled by local authorities and not by "the general public." This girl is a moron! Whomever ends up dating this girl after all this; good luck to you! You have a real winner on your hands with a brain the size of a pea. She is definitely easy on the eyes, but that's about it. Her punishment should be to sit through the third grade all over again so she can learn how to spell.