SEX IN OOOOOUTERSPAAAAAAAAACE!!!

     It's become apparent that you can literally crowdfund anything these days. The people at Pornhub, a wonderful porno site, are launching a $3.4 million crowdfunding campaign to take its craft to new heights in the first porno shot in outerspace. Who the hell runs that site because I'd like to try whatever they're on.

     According to their IndieGoGo campaign, the popular porno site wants to send two porn stars off for "Sexploration" in a shuttle miles above Earth. The site said in a recent statement, "We will not be changing the face of the adult industry, we will also be chronicling how a core component of human life operates while in orbit." 

     The $3.4 million will cover the cost of training the amorous astronauts and researching the difficulty of doing the deed in orbit, which is a little-studied subject. After about six months of training, the cast and crew will hopefully be ready to launch with custom film equipment in late 2016. According to Pornhub Vice President Corey Price, the film will begin upon takeoff, "and as the ship climbs, so too will the lovemaking." He continued that when the shuttle reaches its climax in zero gravity, so will his actors. 

     With the help of porn studio Digital Playground, Pornhub will "thrust" adult film stars Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins into history. Pornhub says that Lovia and Sins were chosen because they are "professional" and "fun to work with." Sins said, "I've had sex pretty much everywhere and every way you can imagine. Don't get me wrong, I love what I do and who I do, but this is a really unique opportunity to break ground in the adult industry." Lovia says this film will allow her to work two dream jobs, porn star and astronaut. 

     Their dream job might be difficult to achieve, however, because zero gravity decreases friction and blood flow. It's not known whether the deed has ever been attempted in the final frontier. Pornhub is now comparing itseltf to "great explorers and adventurers" like Christopher Columbus, Thomas Edison and Henry Ford in this campaign....Um, yeah....I don't think so. Considering Edison and Ford were inventors and not explorers, that might be a hard pill to swallow. 

     
     Donors to the IndieGoGo campaign will receive rewards based on the size of the gifts. The largest prize, for the "Uranus" category of donor will receive the spacesuits and underwear worn by Lovia and Sins for "cosplay enthusiasts." So far, the site has only raised just less than $7,000. Why is Pornhub doing this? They say, "For the love is science and sex." I don't know what to say. I mean great if they can get this campaign going. I think what would really push this campaign over-the-top would be donors getting dates with Lovia and Sins. That would really grab more donors with big bucks. I will also admit that I would be on the first ones to watch when this video is released! That doesn't make me a bad guy, right?