This was my alternate story yesterday because it cracked me up so hard that this actually happened. So, apparently, there this Angelina Jolie look-a-like from Romania, who allegedly held a taxi driver at knife point and forced him to have sex with him a couple of times and when he couldn't perform a third time, she started stabbing him! Am I the only one who finds hysterics in this? I mean who can't perform more than three times? Then again, who can perform at all with a knife on them?
31-year-old, Luminita Perijoc reportedly pounced on Nicolae Stan, 35, after he delivered wine to her apartment in Tulcea, eastern Romania, back in 2012. That's when she grabbed him and dragged him inside, she forced him to undress by threatening him with a 4-inch blade. While pointing the blade at him, he had intercourse with her and then performed oral sex on her, but when he couldn't perform a third time, she stabbed him six times before he managed to escape and lock himself in a bedroom and call the cops.
The officers finally arrived and rushed Stan to the hospital. Perijoc, who reportedly styles herself after Jolie, was arrested and initially tried to claim that she was the victim. How? How the hell is she claiming to be the victim if this guy has stab wounds all over him? Unfortunately for her, the court found her guilty and handed her a four year suspended sentence, after she claimed she'd been on strong medication at the time of the attack.
Stan, a married father of three, said that while Perijoc had been essentially let off the hook, he had been given a "life sentence" of teasing. I don't get it. Why would he be getting teased? He got to bang an Angelina Jolie look-a-like. Perijoc wasn't exactly ugly. She was just crazy. Then a again having sex with someone at knife point sounds kind of hot without the stabbing. Stan said," It's terrible. I am not a local celebrity, everyone is talking about me. They don't understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knife point." I actually kind of wish that I did know. Something tells me that Stan didn't want to perform the third act because maybe Perijoc might have smelled a little down there and he couldn't get the smell out of his nose enough to perform again. I can see that being difficult. Either way, what the hell is wrong with people?