A COUPLE THAT CREEPS TOGETHER, SLEEPS TOGETHER...

     So, I remember when my fiancee and I were house shopping and we came across a house where the woman in the house had this doll collection. All I could think at the time was that I needed to get out of the house because the dolls were creeping me out. 

     With that in mind, this is Shawna Bigelow and her boyfriend, Dave Hockey. Shawna has become a little jealous because of Dave's numerous sex dolls, which he keeps in the basement. For the most part, she and Dave enjoy an ongoing sexual relationship...with the dolls. The dolls, which they've spent more than $32,000 on. Um, that is absolutely sick! I can't even afford one of these real dolls. Their freaky extracurricular activities involve little to no attachment to these dolls...That's unless Shawna decides to use a different attachable penis for her male doll that she calls Terry. She says that it's "kind of like a threesome without anyone getting hurt. You've got to realize that she is only a doll that is not real, because who has that perfect a body?" Am I the only one shaking my head in disbelief here? 

     Shawna and Dave met on a dating website more than a year ago. She said that she wasn't really put off when Dave showed here his basement, where he keeps the dolls before bedtime. Dave knew that Shawna was the girl for him when Shawna didn't go running out of the house. Instead, she started putting on the dolls wigs, looking down their shirts and wanting to see everything! Things quickly moved to the bedroom, where the couple shared nightly visits with one of the female dolls, Bianca, who is actually a famous doll. She starred alongside Ryan Gosling in the 2007 film, Lars and the Real Girl. What the hell? Is this where Hockey got the money to buy more dolls? The thing that is really creepy is why did he have a male one? Unless he bough that after for Shawna. Either way, still very creepy!

     The couple says they wanted to share their plastic philandering to try and face the shame that surrounds the doll sex movement. Hmmm...Is there really such a movement? Apparently, there is. Dave says, "There is a face on the community that is painted as the lonely single guy. Because I did a documentary, I also did a lot of research on this and 30 percent of people in our forum are couples and married." The couple went on to say that they have indeed met couples like themselves before and that they know people who are into having sex with robots, so why not dolls. How about the fact that dolls are just creepy; going back to my original story of seeing them in a house that we were looking at. How can you look at yourself after fornicating with a piece of rubber? Then again, I do hear that these real dolls do look and feel human-like. But still...Wouldn't it be like having sex with a dead person. Wait a minute...It's not a dead person...They don't talk back to you. Dave Hockey might be onto something. I might have to research this and get back to you.