SHE TWERKS HARD FOR THE MONEY

     Sometimes people can find the easiest ways to make money. Trust me, this blog is not one of them. Anyway, this is Jessica Vanessa and, though, she didn't mind her assistant teaching job at a Florida kindergarten, she liked twerking on Vine a whole lot more. Plus, she found out that that there is more cash in the ass business. 

     According to Vanessa, what she makes in six seconds with her Vines would take her four months as a teaching ass-istant. Vanessa has more than two million followers on the video-sharing site, and says she makes six figures a year doing this: 


        
     Now, Vanessa says that she's been tormented over her life decision online, but has her family's support and will continue her twerking career. Um, am I the only one who find her revolting? Her ass is enormous. Then again, to be successful in twerking, I guess that you kind of have to have a big, big booty. I just don't get how she's making six figures acting like Miley Cryus. Maybe I'm just too old to understand this twerking thing.