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Monday, March 16, 2015

A CHANCE TO DATE THE MILF OF ALL MILFS

     I'm sure by now, all you perverts know who this is. This is porn star Lisa Ann, who is known in the porn world as Queen of the Milfs. Well, with March Madness upon us and Lisa Ann on the prowl for a couple of twins from Kentucky, with the right stroke (basketball shooting stroke that is!), hoops fans have a chance to root right alongside Queen Milf in Indianapolis at the NCAA Finals. 

     Beginning today, fans can enter to win a trip to the April 6 national title game, courtesy of Lisa Ann and porn site, Brazzers. The grand prize includes airfare, a place to stay (possibly with Lisa Ann) and tickets to attend the game at Lucas Oil Stadium with the adult film legend. Um, yes, please! If I wasn't married and was still a young buck, I might be all over this! Lisa Ann has gotten me through many lonely nights before I started dating my wife. If you know what I mean. 

     Entering the contest is way easier than filling out another bracket. All you need to do is get someone to record your best trick shot and then share it on Instagram or Twitter with the #ballislisaann hashtag and tag it @thereallisaann and @brazzers or @brazzersofficial for Instagram. The only warning I can give if you do this is to not get fired from your job for checking out these social media sites at work. It might be a good idea to post your trick shot from home.

     Lisa Ann said in a statement, "Watching the clips and seeing the tricks you all will submit is just going to be awesome for me. Top that off with a clutch date to the Tournament!" For those of you who haven't heard, Lisa Ann has been very vocal about wanting to bed Kentucky's Harrison twins, Andrew and Aaron, as she told Sirius XM's Mad Dog Radio back in February. She told Morning Men co-hosts Evan Cohen and Mike Babchik, "Those Harrison twins are just so beautiful. I don't want them to go into the league because they're going to get separated and I like them playing together." Sound like she wants the two on one action. 

     The contest to win a date with Lisa Ann runs until March 30 and a winner will be announced on April 2. So, you better start doing your push-ups because this could be a long weekend if you win a date with this sex-charged cougar. Okay, I need to go take a cold shower!


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