According to the XXX-rated website, the gadget, which is being called "Wankband," is strapped to the naughty user's wrist and generates electricity when it's moved in an up and down motion. The site claims to have the Earth's best interest in mind. A promotional video on the website says, "It's well-known how incredibly fast we run out of our natural resources and what's worse, how much they pollute in order to create energy. At Pornhub, we realize that by offering our users millions of hours of adult content. We are part of the problem. That's why we're going to show men how they can save the planet while doing what they do best."
The creative cuff contains a valve with a small weight inside that generates and stores the electricity. It also comes equipped with a USB port on the side of it to power up laptops, phones, cameras and tablets. The clever ad also added, "Stop jacking off and start jacking on!" All I can say is that I wasted a lot of energy that past 20-30 years! I could've used that "Wackband" back when I was in my 20s. My parents would've never have had to pay for electricity ever!
No word yet on when the "Wankband" hits the shelves because it's still currently in development. Officials say, the device will adapt "naturally to your routine, working during your most relaxed and self-gratifying moment of the day and give users a way to love the planet by loving themselves." That is brilliant! While the device is targeted primarily towards men, it's "100 percent unisex" and works just as well for women, too! Interested users can sign up for the beta testing on the Pornhub website. Meanwhile, don't be surprised if the clip has some unintended benefits, as well. All I know is that once I get one of these bad boys, my wife is going to wonder why everything in the house is constantly fully charged. That will be our little secret!
Check out the video for this new gadget here:
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