THE SELFIE VIBRATOR

     Keeping up with this week's theme surrounding masturbation gadgets, today's gadget might be just as odd as powering up your phone using self-love. This new vibrator films the private part it pleasures. I guess that means the front or the back? If you know what I mean. 

     The SVAKOM company's "Gaga" model, which a British sex toy site says creates an "intimate selfie," hooks up with computers and mobile devices through their USB drives for real-time penetrating views on female masturbation. This is all according to the products listing on Lovehoney. The questions I have are why they chose the name "Gaga" for their product and can Lady Gaga sue them? And simply why would anyone want to see the inside of a woman's vagina (or anus, whichever you prefer)? Why can't we just enjoy the way it feels instead of seeing what it looks like inside? This is gross!

     A rep for Lovehoney said, "It allows users to get to know their body in its entirety thanks to the remarkably clear footage this camera captures thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn't be easier, whether you're sitting right next to each other or miles apart." Like I said, "Who the hell wants to see that?" Why can't I just enjoy a nice close-up of it? Why do I have to see the inside? The camera on the front end of the vibrator, which SVAKOM says comes in khaki, black or violet, comes equipped with LED lights to capture sections of the female anatomy normally only familiar to endoscope-bearing gynecologists. The six-speed masturbation tool has been fashioned as an "X-rated selfie stick."

     One reviewer wrote, "Wow, is all I can say! The camera is such good quality and the light around around the tip picks up everything....Be warned!" That reviewer is a sicko! Be warned about what? The yeast infection that the vibrator cam might find? Again, ew! The vibrator retails for about $185, but Lovehoney's website listed the adult toy as temporarily out of stock as of Monday night. What? Who the hell is buying this crap? I'd rather buy a watch that powers up your phone because you whack off too much than see the insides of a women's vagina! Listen, I'm sure many of you have beautiful vaginas, but do we really need to see the inside of it? I say thumbs down on this product!

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